just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

busan-accents:

if i act like a pervert around you that means im comfortable with you.

 
dontworrybehappy-iaaru:

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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came, and never left.

Ritu Ghatourey (via dirtydamsel)

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